READ: This is totally fake so don't start leaving bad comments. I called a diaper company, his name was Raul
Conversation :
Jon: Hello?
Raul: Hello, who is this?
Jon: Uh, my name is Jon ans I would like to buy some diapers.
Raul: Uh, what are you talking about..diapers?
Jon: Yea uhh
Raul: Where did you get that from..diapers?
Jon: yea don't you sell diapers?
Raul: No,what the heck are you talking about
Jon:what do you sell then?
Raul: WE SELL CRACK!
Jon: YOU SELL CRACK!!
Raul: yes, we sell crack.
Jon: hold on what's your company name?
Raul: Uhm, Raul's Crack.
Jon: oh, so your name is Raul?
Raul:no, im just kidding we sell diapers. And my boss's name is Jimbob(..?) and my name is Raul.
Jon: jimbob..
Raul: We are no credit card stealers I am a good worker I don't steal credit card numbers.
Jon: Alright , so do you have any realtives back in India?
Raul: Yes, I do my mother and my father. They got mauled by a grand bull yesterday. It was not good. They got killed because of that stupid thing! They let it go at night and it just runs around and runs in their house and rammed them like a little thingy like a spaceship and a..... uh meteor
whatever the heck you call it. It was so sad..I do not barre (..?)
Jon: I feel sorry for your lost raul.
Raul: I know it's so sad..ok back to diaper selling
Jon:So what kind of diapers do you got?
Raul:Well, We got those cheapy thingys that are light and crappy. And the mediums. and the ultra ultra ultra sticky things that absorb like crap and pee. and all the thingys ,but there is no side affects or risks they will not give you diapers rashes If you use the Ultra thingys it's good!
Jon: Alright so uhm ill buy ho how many are in a pack.
Raul:well 500 diapers
Jon:500! well how much is a pack!
Raul:uhh lets keep it a secret ma friend I'll sell them to you for 35 dollars
Jon:35 dollars?
Raul: that's a really good deal you no , NO DEERRR
Jon: uhh so Ill use my credit card.
Raul:OK!!!
Jon:alright you can't look the number is 5882893593987
Jon:Alright yea thanks man
Raul: your order is being processed you will get it in less than a day and I im Raul and I have the best shipping prices ever
and uhm do not worry about your credit card information it will be destroyed right after we process the order because we dont like to hack or otherwords steal creditcards
Jon:thank you raul, and im sorry for your loss
Raul:oh ya ya but most would keep your number and buy things and when you call this number ask for raul ok call me sometime
Jon:alright see you raul
raul:goodbye
Jon:HAHA what and idiot well Ill call him again and make another vid bye!
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